shut up BRAIN!!!
what are those little things on the end of your shoelaces called?why is bra singular and panties plural?
why do they call front seat shotgun?
why is it considered necessary to nail down the lid of a coffin?
do sheep get static cling when they rub against each other?
why did Superman wear his briefs outside of his tights?
why do they call them "animal crackers" when they aren't even crackers... they're cookies?
do the different M&M's colors taste different?
why do British people never sound British when they sing?
how did the headless horseman know where he was going?
why can't women put on mascara with their mouths closed?
who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "i think i'll squeeze these dangly things here and drink whatever comes out"?
if the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of a coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat?
where in the nursery rhyme does it say that humpty dumpty is an egg?
if a turtle doesn't have a shell is he homeless or naked?
is there a Dr. Salt?
how come some Little Debbie snack cakes come in a twin pack and others are wrapped individually?
why is it called a TV "set" when there's only one?
why do they put "for indoor or outdoor use only" on christmas lights?
why are toe nail clippers bigger than finger nail clippers when your toe nails are smaller than your finger nails?
and finally... why is winnie the pooh named winnie the pooh???
[all of this except that last crucial question came from www.bored.com because i was.... bored.]
ok, i'm done being stupid.
*bex